f Humanisticus: Homosexuality Causes Flooding in Europe

Monday, 9 July 2012

Homosexuality Causes Flooding in Europe

IMPORTANT: It was pointed out to me by some eagle-eyed readers that these remarks were not made regarding the present flood but floods in 2007. I saw the July date and somehow failed to notice the year. I was going to delete the post but I think I will leave it here as lesson to myself.

Europe is currently experiencing record breaking rainfall this summer. One of the consequences of global warming is that Europe undergoes warmer but rainier summers. But according to the Bishop of Carlisle, Rev. Graham Dow, it is not global warming but God that has caused these floods, as God is unleashing his wrath due to Europe’s acceptance of homosexuality.

‘This is a strong and definite judgment because the world has been arrogant in going its own way, [...] we are reaping the consequences of our moral degradation, as well as the environmental damage that we have caused. [...] We are in serious moral trouble because every type of lifestyle is now regarded as legitimate, [...] in the Bible, institutional power is referred to as 'the beast', which sets itself up to control people and their morals. Our government has been playing the role of God in saying that people are free to act as they want, [...] the sexual orientation regulations are part of a general scene of permissiveness. We are in a situation where we are liable for God's judgment, which is intended to call us to repentance.’
So there you have it, God is in a tizzy because we are not shunning homosexuals or chasing them out of town with pitchforks. By being open and accepting and allowing people to be who they are, we have angered God; and how does he deal with this anger, by flooding sections of Europe which were previously susceptible to flooding in the past but this time a bit higher! How devious, he does it in such a manner it is almost like he is not involved at all. But what about the poor folk who have not accepted the homosexual ‘lifestyle’ and are affected by the floods? Well the Bishops offers his condolences but states that the problem with ‘environmental judgment is that it is indiscriminate’. So everybody is punished, not just those who have wronged God; even Russia, a very anti-homosexual nation compared to the rest of Europe, was worst hit with over 150 deaths. 

To claim people have died due to the tolerance and acceptance shown towards a section of society is ludicrous and highly ignorant. Unfortunately the world is populated by such people, as the rest of us trudge forward in an attempt to advance society we are held back by these people as their knuckles slowly drag along the ground. The other worrying aspect is the amount of time granted to clergy in such matters. If you assign the quotes above to any lay person they would be brushed off as ignorant and stupid and not given a second thought; however, put an ecclesiastical title before their name and suddenly anything that spews forth from their gullets is held with regard despite their lack of expertise on the subject or how ridiculous their statements are.

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1 comment:

  1. As a Brit I should perhaps point out that our media have given far greater coverage to the warming alarmists who say the rains are the fault of the catastrophic warming which is otherwise unnoticeable, than to this silly bishop.

    I do not think the bishop has a previous record of promising that homosexuality would prodcue a future of drier summers though the climate alarmists most certainly do.

    The problem is that promoters of all religions have to rely on making evidence free assertions. If God were to manifest himself on the White House lawn and say that he hated gays, or at least as likely that his was one, the religious "experts" would be out of a job. Equally if 33 years of "catastrophic warming" had produced such warming, 50 million climate regugees, massive sea level rises, Holland under the sea, children never having seen snow and all the other things promised alarmists (like Skip Evans, a regular blogger here) would not have to go on blogs, anonymously, writing that those who doubt the story are nazis who have sex with sheep. If such warming were happening alarmists would not need such obscene idiots and would not welcome them to their ranks.